Featured Writer: David Biggs

Being Useful

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

John reaches out his hand from beneath the covers towards the bedside cabinet.  He taps the belly of his wife’s toppled Valium bottle until the alarm that seeps through the ceiling from the above apartment is silent.  With a smack of his lips, he rises to greet the day.  As the room swims to meet his greeting, he stretches, taking back control of his body from his dreams.

Standing, he stares up at the ceiling and whispers to himself  “Maybe today.”

As he waits, his history returns to him.  “Patience is a virtue, John.” he whispers, “That’s what you always used to say to me, Jessie.”

John lowers his head to the small chalk circles on the wooden floor; the same marks he has followed every morning since the big fight with Jessie.  Each one a footstep leading through the bedroom door to the broom closet then past the couch and into the kitchen; each one part of a journey that he has yet to complete.  He waits for the thuds of just woken feet from the apartment above and marches with them towards the broom closet.

All of the apartments in the block have the same design, apart from those whose owners believe they know better than the architects who designed them.  The owner of the apartment above John’s is one of these individuals, he always believes he knows best.  In his apartment, the broom closet has been converted into a rest and shower room with only a tiny corner remaining for the cold weather coats and shoes to call home, while they that wait to be useful again.  The defunct restroom on the other side of the apartment was then devoured by the kitchen, which mutated into a much more lavish kitchen-diner.

John listens to the unmistakable splashes of urination emanating from above him and joins in.  As he stands in the broom closet, his dark brown piss bouncing off the washing machine and the disarray of boots onto the walls and coats. John drifts away with the joy of this release of pressure and he can see his wife’s face with its soft skin and ready smile.  He reaches out to pull her closer, to feel her waist in his arms but it is not there.  It’s just his imagination.

As the footsteps above him begin their daily journey to the kitchen for breakfast, he follows their lead, taking care to stay within the chalk circle path.  Looking out through the kitchen window, he notices that the sky is overcast this morning.  Each day that he has walked this route, it has been bright and sunny but today, at last, it is overcast.

Staring at the sky, he smiles to himself, “Yeah, maybe today.” he whispers.

The rattles and clanks of breakfast time make their way through the ceiling.  John takes the last clean bowl from the cupboard and, filling it with baked beans - the only edible thing left in the apartment - he follows the sound of the footsteps above to the couch.

He picks up the remote and flicks through the channels until the chalk outline where his TV used to be is replaced with smiling “Good Morning” faces.  He eats his beans and chuckles to himself over the mumbled demi-jokes that filter through the ceiling.

“Jessie loved to sit and watch TV in the morning.” he says to himself.  “I was always too uptight to eat when I had just woken up.  Jessie used to kid around, she called me her ‘little caveman’.  That just used to make me worse.  Jessie………… Jessie, why did you have to do it to me, Jessie?”

Licking the last of the red sauce from the bowl, he follows the sound of the footsteps back to the kitchen.  He tosses the bowl onto the four-day-old pile of dirty dishes in the sink and stoops for a moment to stare at the first signs of life as mould begins to break through the skin of a discarded chicken leg on the worktop.

The footsteps move from the kitchen back to the bedroom and John obeys their call.  He slides the wardrobe door open in time with the guy above him and takes out his suit.

Running his fingers along the fabric, he recalls  “I haven’t worn this since that trip to Maui.  You always liked this suit, I never understood why.  Back then, I never understood anything, did I, Jessie?  I never understood how to make you happy, how to keep you here.”

He pulls the silk shirt around his chest and does up the buttons.  “I thought I knew it all but all I knew was how to drive you into another man’s arm,” he turns to the bedroom window as he fastens his pants, “Today.  Today is the day, Jessie.  Too cold and wet out there for it not to be.”

Slipping on his shoes, John follows the footsteps, one after the other to the hallway making their way to the world outside.  He stops short by the broom closet door.  “Come on. Do it!”

Obediently, the footsteps above him stop.  John smiles as he turns and opens the closet door, willing the guy above him to finish this once and for all.

His smile widens as he hears the creak of the closet door open above him.  Suddenly, a heavy dark thunderclap shakes the ceiling, as if the guy above has just dropped his sanity, then both apartments are filled with the sound of his screams. 

John’s smile blossoms into a magnificent grin.  He walks into the closet and lifts his wife’s severed head from the coat hook.  “You’d think he’d be happy to have you with him.” he says raising his gaze to the ceiling.

He strokes her brow and stares into her eyes then, with a shrug of his shoulders, says, “It sounds like you were right after all, Jessie.  He didn’t just want you for your body.”



David Biggs

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