Featured Writer: Aaron Gilbreath

Driving While Phoning

“Oh my God,” Clara said, “are you ok?”

Nathan limped into the living room and laid his helmet on the coffee table. The side of his face was streaked red with a long ugly frictionburn. The sticker that once carried the helmet’s logo was scraped clean to the underlying plastic, and the shoulder of his cycling shirt peeled back in curled spandex tatters. He looked like he’d just crawled out fromunder an overturned bus.

“Honey.” Clara soaked a washcloth in cold water and brought bandages and Bactine in from the bathroom. “How did this happen?”

“Ow.” Nathan’s fists clenched and teeth ground as Clara cleaned his face. “I. I don’t really want to talk about it.” He closed his eyes and listened to his skin fizz under the antiseptic.

Nathan was a novice cyclist. For the last three months he had biked every day to and from work, a hilly twelve mile roundtrip, on some of the city’s less crowded but still busy streets. The bike was Clara’s suggestion, and he was glad he’d accepted. He had lost twenty pounds, had more energy, and the doctor said that Nathan’s blood pressure had finally dropped to healthy, thirty-one year old male levels. It was precisely what Clara had hoped for: a successful way for Nathan to cope with their stressful two years in L.A..

Clara blew gently on her fiancé’s bloody scrape. “Come on honey bear. What happened?”

“Nothing,” Nathan barked, then drew a deep breath. “Something stupid. You don’t even want to know.”

She scooted beside him on the couch, rubbed his tense shoulders through the shredded fabric. “I’m sorry, I won’t push.”

Fuzzy curls of blood spread through the towel’s soft fabric. He squirmed slightly under her massaging hands’ pressure, but her loving touch felt

so good on his muscles that under his breath he whispered, “I was on my cell phone.”

“What?”

He hid his eyes behind the towel to block her gaze. “I was on my cell phone. Talking, you know, to a client, and…”

Clara gasped. “You hit something?”

“Worse. My tire went into one of those old train tracks which threw off my balance and then, boom.” He slapped his palms together and shaped one hand into an arrow to illustrate his flight. “Right over the handlebars.”

“No.” Her eyes squeezed shut. Her fingernails poked into his back. “But, we talked about that. We made a deal.”

“I know,” he groaned. “I know. I just, the phone was ringing and I saw who it was and...” A muscle in his back started to spasm. “There’s just not enough time in the day to do everything.” The look of disappointment in his fiancé’s eyes hurt worse than the scrape and developing bruises.

“The phone’s a bad habit.”

“But that was part of the whole bike thing. To slow down. To not multitask on your commute.”

“You’re right,” he said. “Absolutely.”

He’d had seven tickets in the last twelve months, been threatened by a delivery driver with a tire iron after honking an obscenely long time on

the Sepulveda, and had begun feeling tiny painful palpitations every time he so much as approached a freeway onramp. His annual insurance now cost a quarter of the price of his midsize sedan. But the concern wasn’t so much the money as his health. His mind, like his body, buckled under the stress of the daily commute. The speed of traffic mixed with the constant congestion and ruthlessness of drivers instilled in him the fervor of a trapped animal. Driving made his eyes bulge and his toes curl and made him yell and weave and flip people off, which required admirable dexterity since his right hand was devoted to his phone and day-planner.

Wax paper crinkled as it peeled from the bandage. “I was kind of hoping you wouldn’t be home,” he said. “I hate having to tell you.”

Her face tightened like a dried walnut. Nathan wasn’t the only one whose multitasking had become a problem. Lately, Clara and Nathan had read

numerous articles in the L.A. Times and Bay Area papers about traffic accidents involving cell phones. Straying across lane lines, missing turn-offs, fender benders and fatalities - nothing seemed to stop people from driving while phoning. So Clara proposed a deal: if Nathan promised not to take calls and read his planner and drive, she would help turn their workout room into an office; that way he could do business before work rather than on the road. After he rear-ended a car three months ago while speed-dialing, though, she suggested the bike.

Nathan leaned forward and cupped his face in his hands. There were so many things she wanted to say to him: you broke your promise; you could’ve been killed; I hope this heals quickly, the wedding’s in eight weeks. She said nothing. She simply rubbed his back.

“Live and learn,” he said with a pained smile. “Can’t let it keep me down. Ouch.” Nathan lifted his leg manually to stretch it out. “Charley horse’s starting to set in.”

“I don’t know, since you can’t uphold our deal, I think it’s time you rode the bus.”

“And have to get up an hour earlier to travel six miles? No way.”

Clara shrugged and secured the bandage to his cheek. “Well, it’s not like you can ride your bike now anyway.”

Nathan sighed. From the kitchen counter Clara’s phone twinkled its little Tinker Bell call and buzzed like a dying wasp across the Formica. Nathan set the ruined helmet atop his red sweaty head and tossed his cell on the table. “Stupid phones.”



Aaron Gilbreath lives with his ferret and cat amid stacks of Jimmy Smith CDs in Portland, Oregon, though his heart is in the Sunbelt. He has been published in AntiMuse, personally insulted by an editor of Spork Magazine, and is now overjoyed to have his fiction published in Ascent Aspirations Magazine. He can be found cleaning up books and old coffee cups at Powell's Books.

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