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Cougars and Hyenas
As your time is as valuable as mine, I'll start right here:
If women who date younger men are called cougars....I must be considered a laughing Hyena. I mean, if you have already raised your sons, why take on fostering someone Else's?
When my girls were in high school, they dated football players that I, myself,could arm wrestle to the ground. In fact, that's how I got their father to do dishes....I WON!
One time, the youngest daughter brought home a good prospect. On one of the "cheap date" nights, Robbie
showed up wearing a parka (I save on electric that way) and a roll of quarters for a "friendly" game
of Bingo. Needless to say, he left shirtless, with an IOU to both of us, after doing the dishes....
My daughters also brought home some real winners. The guys could talk computer lingo, quote baseball
scores, and text with their toes, but when quizzed on which president is in office now, they said
they would have to get back to me....
Later, when my girls got serious, they brought home men that showed up around dinner and belched their thank you in 3 foreign languages. For a on cor, they asked to "pull their finger".
Now, what would the profit be of (mating)dating 2 (centuries) decades after your own birth? Insanity-could be....curiosity- I wonder...menopause-could not even compare with hot flashes and night sweats....I mean, get real ladies, think this through....What would fill your time the other 23 hours and 57 minutes? What the twist, swim, and jerk have in common?
As for this hyena, I'll stick in my own "den" and just chuckle now and then.
Micki Lynn Haskins Phillips
Email: Micki Lynn Haskins Phillips
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