Featured Writer: Donald W. Hornbostel

Into the Jaws of Death

     The Earth ship settled uneasily onto the dusty surface of the dark side of the moon.  Last second manual adjustments allowed it to set down not far from the rim of an as yet unnamed minor crater.  Sensors blinked and glowed with information and warnings: unknown life forms within 500 meters.  Charged beamers and Z-guns detected.  Hostile intent had previously been revealed when an alien tri-nuclear probe rammed the Field Museum in Chicago and lodged in I-beams a few feet below the domed roof.  Presumably, what had been a second probe crashed and exploded in a mushroom cloud of destruction deep in Australia's Great Artesian Basin.

     Vladimir Parsinov turned to the American taming the instruments on the panel to his right.  His accent was thick and modified every sound he made.  "If they turn on us, we fire back?  Eh?  No secret orders now that we're here?"

     Colonel Underwood's command-hardened features broke into a grin.  A sniff escaped his hawk like nose.  "We brought you over, trained you side-by-side with us for more than two years, and you still don't trust us."

     Boris Yornoff, the mission's other foreign-born astronaut, gave out a throaty scoff.  His accent was similar to that of Parsinov.  "Is it not true that in these days of detente, a crumbled wall, and the West's warming friendship with the Eastern Block, it is still Vladimir and myself who will be taking all the risks?  Is it not just the two of us who will leave the safety of this ship and face whatever is out there?"

     A last thrown switch and shut down was complete.  Underwood closed the ring binder on his lap and velcroed it to the wall next to him.  "Look, I don't like this setup either, but that's what you agreed to.  And both of you'll be well rewarded."

     His empty gaze fixed downward, Yornoff nervously ran his tongue over his lips, undoubtedly pondering what might be awaiting him outside.  "Let's get the suits on and be done with this."

     Repeated attempts at contacting the alien base proved fruitless.  Just before Yornoff and Parsinov entered the air lock, Underwood gave it one last try.  Instruments showed the signal was strong and clear.  It was filtered through the universal translator and interspersed with a number of formulas, chemical and physical constants, as well as a binary code specifically designed to make the Earth ship's peaceful presence clear.

     An answer came in the form of a brief bolt of energy.  Sparks spurted from the com-station like fireworks, and Underwood hurriedly yanked out a circuit module to protect the system.  "Bastards!" he growled between clenched teeth.  Then, spinning his chair to face the departing pair of suited-up contactors, "If whatever's inside that base so much as looks cross-eyed at either of you, let me know."  He glanced over toward the weapons console and made a quick assessment.  "I'll hit 'em with a la-gun blast dead center.  If that doesn't fry their little green butts, then I'm authorized to break out the... uh, other stuff."

     Weaponless and displaying what Underwood judged to be a less than wise degree of caution, Yornoff and Parsinov advanced on the alien base.  The central building, a dome with triangular panels and irregularly protruding pipes of varying lengths and radiuses, shone dimly through the eternal blackness.  The flickering glow outlined indistinct forms moving in angle-distorted silhouettes.  What had to be missile-launching facilities were separate cone-shaped configurations, constructed from lunar rock and reinforced with some phosphorescent material that emitted an eerie, pulsing reddish glow in the darkness.

     A static hum, the telltale signature of function-mode Z-guns, crackled over the trudging astronauts' headsets.  Beamers also gave off a specific electronic whine when they were armed and set in one of the upper discharge ranges.  It, too, was unmistakably present.

     As Underwood alternated between monitoring the onboard equipment and stealing vindictive glares out the only window, he cursed under his breath.  "Orders!  Damn Orders.  They go out there while I sit here on my ass and record what the invaders throw at us.  Arsenal Inventory.  Dammit!"

     "Underwood."  It was Parsinov.  His tone betrayed usually cool nerves abnormally agitated.

     The colonel jabbed at a lit spot on the com-panel and hoped for the best.  "Parsinov... Parsinov, you read me."

     Nothing, only the whine and static.

     Before Underwood could make any adjustments to the damaged equipment, the moon's dark side exploded with brightness, Z-gun blasts traced precise lines across the quiet surface, mountains shattered in silence, and jagged fragments careened through the thin atmosphere on high-speed, low-G trajectories.

     Yornoff was hit square in the chest during the first volley of blasts.  His suit was shredded down to the aluminum insulation layer and his visor was scared, but still he advanced.

     Struck from the side by rocky debris set into motion by stray Z-gun blasts, Parsinov stumbled, but never missed a step.  A moment later he and his companion disappeared into the alien dome.

     Taken by surprise, the two-headed creatures leveled their hand beamers at the seemingly invincible Earthlings and gave them all they had.  But the white-hot rays only seared away portions of the space suits.  Immense organs of sight widened with amazement and disbelief.  Parsinov and Yornoff took advantage of the creatures' temporary state of shock and finished them off, savoring the spoils of victory as only they could.

        “Exotic,” you might say, Yornoff said afterward.

        Parsinov nodded, turning so that his comrade could see he was licking his lips, savoring the moment.

     Safely back inside the ship, Underwood recorded the alien base disintegrating from within, succumbing to the inevitable explosive effects of overloaded Z-guns.  "Got what they deserved," he remarked vehemently.   His shipmates climbed numbly into their wooden bunks and dug their nails into the fresh, damp soil.

     Wiping something dried and green from his chin, Yornoff vented a sigh and slid the lid into place.

     Parsinov mumbled something about NASA and the Red Cross and closed his own lid.

     Rubbing the gold crucifix suspended by a chain over his heart, Underwood began the preparation sequence for lift-off.



Donald W. Hornbostel

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