Featured Writer: John A. Ward

What Was It, Or He Or She?

We were never sure, but it was a regular customer and big. We called it Trog, short for troglodyte, because it looked like a cave dweller. It liked to keep time by beating on its chest, a sound like a big bass drum. The sound reverberated in the hollows of that giant scaled thorax, encrusted with jewels. It liked shiny things.

Its few attempts to dance with the fleet's girls were a disaster. Oh, it spun and stepped smoothly enough, incredibly quick for one so huge. But the girls never knew what Trog was leading. They flew off the floor and had to be pushed back by starship sailors. Soon, most girls just plopped onto any lap where they landed, wrapped their arms around the sailor's neck and wouldn't let go.

When this happened, any free-styling fembot was fair game for Trog. Nobody argued because of the claws, pterodactyl wings and reptilian jaws lined with three rows of sickle teeth. What were a few fembots? They could be disassembled in the maintenance bay and refurbished. We accepted all kinds out here on the frontier, because we never knew what we would find or need covering our backs when the game got rough.

Then one night, it happened. A freighter from beyond Betelguese made port. It was one of those big Orions, which gets its power from nuclear explosions rebounding off a disc the size of Death Valley's solar array. The ship was just in from a run to the far Begeezees and back, hitting every wormhole and sling-shotting by every gravity-assist galaxy on the way.

The door to the Cantina opened and in stepped another thing like Trog, but all done up in pink. Everything stopped: the talk, the music, the dance. Trog and Pinky stared at each other as the floor cleared.

It was as quiet as a tomb between interments, with no wine soaked mourners to shriek and wail. The two started circling each other, their heel spikes clacking on the floor. Someone started clapping in time to their steps. The band played a gypsy dance. Trog and Pinky rushed together. They turned just before colliding, pivoted round and round, whirled between the tables like a tornado out into the night, taking the door and its hinges with them. Through the force field and out into space they swirled, their glow growing fainter and fainter as they flew toward the edge of the expanding universe.

In the end, they weren't so much different from you and me.



John A. Ward was born on Staten Island, attended Wagner College in the early 60's, sold his first poem to Leatherneck magazine, and became a scientist. He is now in San Antonio running, writing and living with his dance partner. Links to his work can be found at Blog .


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